Order in My House --- Please!

You 30 year olds - You there ---

How many of you have boxes of college notes

or programs of football games

or high school trophies

AND

You can't find receipts for you taxes?

Start now with a plan to organize important papers

so you can find them when you need them,

like for the tax man, the medical office, your children's school.

This is good practice for when you are older and forget

where the important papers are or safety deposit box keys are

or your car's pink slip is.

You will all get there, with some luck and good health,

there being the land of forgetting.

So take it from me, the Tupperware Woman of Death and

author of The Last Gift Box,

Get your papers in order now.

Then remember where you put them!