You 30 year olds - You there ---
How many of you have boxes of college notes
or programs of football games
or high school trophies
You can't find receipts for you taxes?
Start now with a plan to organize important papers
so you can find them when you need them,
like for the tax man, the medical office, your children's school.
This is good practice for when you are older and forget
where the important papers are or safety deposit box keys are
or your car's pink slip is.
You will all get there, with some luck and good health,
there being the land of forgetting.
So take it from me, the Tupperware Woman of Death and
author of The Last Gift Box,
Get your papers in order now.
Then remember where you put them!